Nicked from Bicycle Union; guilty or not guilty?

Skinny bars?
Guilty.
Chain wallet?
Not guilty.
Front brake?
Not guilty.
No brake?
Guilty. Haven't run brakes for about 3 years.
4 piece bars?
Not guilty, never had 'em.
Pegs?
Guilty.
Pegless?
Guilty.
Motor bike chain?
Guilty. Linsell's idea.
Hip hop jeans?
Do Crim D's and Blot blues count? Probably guilty.
Girls jeans?
Not guilty. Never.
Dungaree’s?
Not guilty.
Warpig?(Old S&M Troy Mcmurray frame)
Not guilty. It's all about the Volume Destroyer.
Elbow pads?
Not guilty.
Peg chinks?
Guilty. Ching!.
5 inch pegs?
Not guilty.
Dickies pants?
Guilty. Yeah Dickies.
New Era?
Not guilty.
Mesh cap?
Not guilty.
Studded belt?
Not guilty. Not Punk enough.
Roof drop?
Not guilty, wish I was though.
Half barspin?
Not guilty. Although I did a few when I was learning bars.
Kick flips/Crank flips?
Not guilty. Never been able to.
3/4 length long sleeve?
Not guilty.
Gyro?
Not guilty.
Skateboard?
Not guilty. Impossible.
Fishbone Gyro?
Not guilty.
Front flip?
Not guilty. Tried into foam, they're hard.
Nokon cable?
Not guilty. Waste of money.
Manual to 180?
Not guilty. Don't think I ever pulled one without bitch-hopping.
Hand plant?
Not guilty.
Unlook back?
Not guilty.
Bandana?
Not guilty
Multiple foot jams?
Not guilty.
Dread locks?
Not guilty.
Roll out half cab-Parrick style?
Not guilty.
Roll out sliders?
Guilty. Garret Byrnes pivots are the best!
Emo fringe?
Not guilty.