Got some camera phone action from Derby for you boys and lady-boys.

Gary sitting on the cock ramp (the death ramp's bastard child) at our recent bbq. Some guy that looked like Jesus came round at 10.10 (so still kinda light) to ask us to turn the music, that was already quite low, down so his children could sleep. Maybe he shouldve closed his children's bedroom windows then the dick head.

He put across a better argument than my drunken point of "OI! are you that guy that's married to that bitch that got our ramp taken down". Turns out he is married to that harpy, he looks like Jesus but is grumpy and we SHALL knock his satellite dish off with waterbombs before we move out.

Big gay Gary loves koche ramp.

Rob doing a rail we found a while ago.

If you're right side pegs you've got a fair old hop to get on the bast'ad. Lefties got a low hop since there's raised pavement but you have to gap over a huuuuuuuge chasm that isn't that big I was just being gay that day... may have to stop being a pussy and do it soon.







This is the rail we went to today. Its the perfect height, same level as the top of your headset/bottom of stem.

Josh doing the small length of rail, but in the background theres the same rail but goes about 20ft, fairly irrelevant considering its hard to slide further than 2ft on it due to all the rust, but hey it was only first day riding it.

Yup so Josh n' I rode that today.




Chris's trails, layout for the summer.

But I'm not gona get dirt in my tyres now am I. Josh went up there a while ago with Chris and some others but didn't have a brake so didn't do 'em.

Guess Rob, Ze and Josh may think about doing them.












That's pretty much it, there are a couple of extra Barcelona photos I took on www.archetypebmx.com but check out everyone elses, also on the site, as theirs are better.

Adios