"Dhirkha dhirka" from Dubai chaps
Yo just chilling in Dubai airport about to embark on my Australian adventure. Spend the day at the beach today in 35degree heat. Nice breeze and the warmest sea made it pretty sweet.

Dubai can be described as an 'extravagant shit-hole'. Luxury hotel after luxury hotel and crazy busy roads slap bang in the desert. Everything is artificial and less than 20 years old and there are new construction sites all over.

Spent half an hour walking in 40 degree heat to try and find somewhere to have a cold bevoir, but it is illegal to drink alcohol anywhere in Dubai except hotels, so after a pointless walk through the suburbs we got a taxi and embraced a cold Heineken at the exclusive Meridien hotel. £5 but worth every penny in this heat, even if we didn't fit into the millionaire environment kitted out in beachwear.

Charlie is an international sex symbol out here, 'daring to bare' shoulders and has got many blatant perves from dirty arabs that probably haven't seen breast since they left the woomb. When she whipped out her bikini at the beach I honestly thought people were going to 'circle jerk' (respect fboro crew) around us!!

4 hours til flight then in a further 14 hours I will reach Melbourne. Yeh boys.

Peace.

PS fair play for busting out and finding street in Fleet in my absence.

Neil